i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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