just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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