Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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