she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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