Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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