do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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