dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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