they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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