***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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