Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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