you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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