where am i from again
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
wow bdsm is so cute
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