I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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