i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
