We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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