it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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