yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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