did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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