I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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