Already got asked if we're dating
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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