I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
