Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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