My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Shame is for Republicans.
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