but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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