At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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