Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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