Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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