I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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