Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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