Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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