On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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