Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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