so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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