We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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