he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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