Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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