why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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