Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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