is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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