It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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