Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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