I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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