I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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