O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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