Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Randomize
