You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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