I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Please don't give away my fajitas
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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