i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
