dude i'm inner monologue high
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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