my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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