Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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