So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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