hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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