so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I think people are normalizing furries
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