half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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